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Happy Valentine’s Day!

This is dedicated to all the people who had a shitty Valentine’s Day. If you were lonely, depressed, sad that you weren’t with someone or if you were with someone and they let you down because they’re lazy and incapable of being romantic. Oh and they use the excuse of, “every day is Valentine’s Day. We should just love each other every day.”
“No bitch. Buy me some chocolate and wine and take me to a nice dinner you fat bastard. Dig into your pocket full of lint and make me a card if you don’t have any money.”

Or, if you just had a shitty day for other reasons, this is dedicated to you. I had an incredibly awful day– with friends admitting themselves into rehab, other friends breaking up and having drama, a rough day at work, exes of friends feeling sad and helpless. Jesus! Armageddon. However, I did enjoy an evening with my roommates– dinner at LA Burrito and watching bad 90′s trance and muppets on YouTube, then listening to the book of Revelation on the History Channel.

Anyway, I hope you have a better day today. Have a nice dinner and a glass of wine then go have wild meaningless, passionate sex with someone tonight. Use a condom! Love you guys!
xx